Fashion Update...

...for the flabby fashionista.

I can't pretend to be the end-all-be-all of fashion reporters. But I can tell you where to go and where to avoid when trying to camouflage, cover up or distract from a lingering mommy belly. Since I only have a limited time each shopping trip, I generally only hit one store. But before my glorious hour of shopping is up, I know all there is to know about my target. That is why, ladies, you should listen up when I tell you that it is time to fall into THE GAP.

Cute, cheap and infinitely wearable, THE GAP has become a favorite of mine for tops, Ts and dresses. I hesitate to recommend either their slacks or their jeans because I find they have a disturbing tendency to invade my *ahem* personal space. But that could just be me, and you should feel free to make your own call there.

Here are a few of my personal faves:

The Circle Print Bib Front Shirt is way cuter on than it appears in this picture. For some reason the model is wearing at least one size too big. Buy the smallest size you can get your girls into, then go somewhere else and find some super cute white sailor-inspired trousers (the ones with the wide legs) and you will be beach-worthy in no time.

Rock the carpool in this Super Soft Square Necked top. Instantly slimming -- this one hides a host of bulges under a soft swingy bodice. Buy a size down from what you're used to or this one will slip off your shoulders.

Everyday comfort can be yours in this elbow sleeved blouson top (I'm guessing blouson means blousy). This one is great at masking mommy middle, but if your arms are a little thicker, skip this one because the elastic is really tight above the elbows.

Since color is the buzz-word for spring (why does that seem to translate to so much Lemon Yellow clothing?), you cannot go wrong with this Henley Sweater in Emerald Green. This looked so good with dark wash jeans, I actually complemented my reflection. Thankfully, it didn't answer back, or else I'd have to seek advice here.

I cannot stress how cute this Striped Ruffle Front dress is. Even cuter is the solid blue chambray version which, for some reason, is only available in stores. RUN do not walk and make this purchase. Dress it up for casual church or down for the grocery run. Either way, you'll feel even better than when you're wearing your icky, faded, XL sweats -- only you won't look homeless anymore. Won't that be nice?

This empire dress is awesome. It's mostly rayon with a touch of spandex -- meaning it feels like butter and travels well. Again, buy a size down because it is EXTREMELY forgiving in all the places that matter. Also, that is a REALLY deep V, so if you're self conscious about showing your girls to the world, layer it over a plain white camisole as you head off to confession. However, if you're on your way to a clambake, skip the cami and thank God you're not one of those poor, flat-chested girls. They may look good in A-lines, but WE were made for V-necks.

Not bad for an hour's work, huh? Let me know if I've missed anything. Also, I'd love feedback on more forgiving-fashion hotspots. Happy hunting!